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Nigeria Food Security, from OneWorld Guides

Nigeria Food Security, from OneWorld Guides

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Three explosions & gunshots rocked Maiduguri; Lawyers of Charles Taylor sought a lesser sentence than 80yrs;

Three explosions & gunshots rocked Maiduguri; Lawyers of Charles Taylor sought a lesser sentence than 80yrs;

NOMENCLATURE ACCORDED TO GOD BY THE YORUBA PEOPLE (part1).

1. ERUJEJE i.e The Awesome God 2. MORONMORON TO MOYUNGBIN i.e God is the only one who understand the Feotus in the womb of a Snail. 3. ALAFUNFUN GBOO i.e God is the WHITEST,the BRIGHTEST and the BLAZING Lord of Light. 4. ALAGBALUGBU-ALUGBULAGBA i.e God is the widest expend of waters,limitless in Width and Depth. 5. AWAMARIDI i.e Awesome depth of SECRETS,Awesome depth of MYSTERY,the Awesome depth of AWESOMENESS!!!.....to be continued

JAMB DENIED THE RELEASE OF 2012/2013 CUT-OFF MARK

The Joint Admisson And Matriculation Board (JAMB) has denied the release of 2012/2013 cut off mark...read more visit www.dailypost.com.ng

LIFE

**Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. **Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? **Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. **No one is listening until you fart. **Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. **If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. **Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. **If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is notfor you. **Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. **Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

HUMAN

A human being should be ableto change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein

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Winners compare their achievements with their goals, while losers compare their achievements with those of other people. -Nido Qubein

CHANGE OF NAME NOTIFICATION

HELLO FRIENDS: I JUST CHANGED MY SITES NAME (FORMERLY ASK@ROJMAN)

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Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. – Benjamin Franklin

TFT (POWER OF POSITIVITY)

THINK POSSITIVE!!!! When you listen too much to NEGATIVE minded people, it affects your confidence and distracts your focus...go to where you are celebrated,not where you are tolerated.... So get rid of the negative words from the ''Monkeys'' at your back...and replace them with your own personal ''CHEERLEADERS''