LIFE

**Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. **Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? **Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. **No one is listening until you fart. **Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. **If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. **Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. **If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is notfor you. **Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. **Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day